1. How fun parenting seems before having kids
2. How every woman feels when she finds out she is pregnant
3. What it’s like to be pregnant at a desk job
4. Pregnancy cravings affect Mommy, Daddy, and Baby
5. What Mommy thinks about when she finds out she’s having a girl
6. What Daddy thinks about when he finds out he’s having a girl
7. What Mommy thinks about when she finds out she’s having a boy
8. What Daddy thinks about when he finds out he’s having a boy
9. What birth is like for the baby
10. How a 3-month-old puts a teething toy into her mouth
11. How to take care of twins
12. Baby and the ceiling fan
13. Your single friend who offers to babysit and says he’s great with children.
14. This will keep your one-year-old occupied for 35 minutes
15. When your wobbly toddler climbs to the top of the slide for the first time
16. Your two-year-old’s idea of “helping”
17. There’s always that one talkative kid in playgroup
18. You: “Your shoes are in the living room.” Your kid:
19. Christmas morning for any child under the age of 5
20. “Daddy, why is that lady so fat?”
21. Aww the kids are playing in the kitchen!
22. “What is he doing with that mud? …Oh no… It’s in his mouth”
23. When your kid takes off his pants and diaper in the morning and you are already 10 minutes late for work
24. Trying to meditate with kids in the house
25. “Can we watch Frozen again?”
26. Going to a small child’s sports game is cute like
27. “You fingerpainted the floor? With dinner?”
28. Right when you notice your 2-year-old’s poopy diaper
29. When your time management is on point
30. MRW kids try to come into the bathroom while I’m poopin’ (it’s my only me time…)
31. Kids know real food when they see it… and they prefer to eat photos instead
32. They think we have eyes everywhere… have we got them fooled!
33. What it’s like to be Daddys and Mommys all the time
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